THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS
The fucking acoustic I am done
He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.
Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train
im sorry but
Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber
I thought that was Justin Bieber
Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors
respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised
calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you
OMG EXACTLY MY BOYFRIEND AND I EVERYTIME WE GET INTO A SHOW
being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good
WHY ARE YOU CLOSED
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO THE PUBLIC TELL US WHY