2003 MTV Movie Awards
those were simpler times
beyonce’s outfit tho ew
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”
She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
“Look at me I’m beautiful and graceful and oh shit kid you ok”
STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.
VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.
PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL
THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN
WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS
HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.
WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.
i dont know what to believe anymore
That makeup really took about 10 years off her appearance
That shit took 4 kids, crack and a jail sentence off her appearance